Jutawan Baru : Jom Skype !!!

Hari ini saya belajar benda baru! Skype, mungkinlah sangat jakun sebab baru belajar guna Skype ni. Tapi itu lah hakikatnya.. hakikat apa? hakikat saya jakun! Takde lah jakun sangat (cover line nampak!) Sebab Aida pun tak tahu guna! (hah!! sekarang nak libatkan orang lain!)

Lepas sessi jakun bersama Aida, saya sekodeng vlogger (rasanye ni la words untuk mereka mereka ini) kat www.youtube.com! IDnya "matluthfi90" link waktu tengok video-video dari vlogger "IniAnwarHadi" tiba-tiba Skype bagi mesej dari "Bernard *wotwi" ..Siapakah? Jeng Jeng Jeng (muzik teruja plzz..)

Baca dan baca dan baca..rupanya ini lah mesej-mesej penipuan dari orang belah belah sana nunnn..apa paper panggil? Awang Hitam?! (Derrr..ini diskriminasi utk Awang yang berkulit hitam!! Tak suka Tak suka Tak suka!!)

Tapi kalau betul macam mana? Takpe, jangan bimbang musti tak betul punya! Kalau betul???! Isk, jangan risau, mesti tak betul punya! Tak tengok Harian Metro ke? Apa mesej itu?? hah ini dia..tapi email dia tak berani nak reveal, salah ikut Akta Komunikasi dan Multimedia588 tu..jadi mari kita edit sikit nama dan email address dia!

[1:16:36 AM] bernard: Hello AdAwiA ,

                                    
I have been in search of a foreigner with this last name " AdAwiA  " that will be faithful to me, so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other in this business. I am Mr. Benard Awotwi, a Banker here in GHANA. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you on skype now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you because, it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. 

One Late Elias AdAwiA , a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank on 12 April 2007, for 36  calendar months, valued a US $18,500,000.00 (Eighteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) and the mature date for this deposit contract was this 30th of August, 2011. Sadly Mr. Elias was among the death victims in the 12 May 2008, Earthquake disaster in China that killed over 5,000 people. He was in China on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, but I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. I think it’s better you go through the website of the incident, http://news.bbc.co.uk/MONOSI2/hi/7410166.stm

Late Mr. Elias did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he  was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that he is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. 

That was why when I saw your your name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.There  is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law.  It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET and DO NOT respond to this on skype for same security reason. I have more to write you about the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal Email address: benard*wotwi@hotmail.com
 
Regards,
Bernard *wotwi

** Saja buang satu huruf kat nama dan email dia supaya kalau tiba tiba Bernard *wotwi baca blog ni dia tak tahu kita tengah cerita tentang dia. (Persoalannya : Wujudkah kebarangkalian dia baca blog ni?)

Mungkin korang rasa saya gila kalau saya kata saya email dia.. tapi saya nak cuba je, saya pun email lah dia.. Macam yang dia cerita, dia memang tengah cari orang yang nama dia AdawiA, walaupun saya bagitau saya orang Malaysia dia kata dia tak kisah, dia cuma nak orang yang nama sama sebagai waris Elias tu je.. 

Tapi dia minta RM5000, dia minta RM500 tu lebih kurang macam modal lah supaya dia boleh transfer duit dia pada saya melalui paypal! Saya pun apa lagi, terus lah bank in RM5000 kat dia, kebetulan duit tu duit yang tunang saya bagi bulan 12 tahun lepas. Dia suruh pegangkan duit untuk belanja kahwin kami nanti. Kalau bukan sebab duit tu, mesti Bernard *wotwi tak boleh nak proses duit tu untuk beri pada saya. kan..

Yes, lepas ini saya akan jadi jutawan!! Bayangkan US $18,500,000.00 tu..even bahagi dua pun still banyak sebab amount tu dalam US, kalau tak silap darab 3.6 hingga 3.8 ye? Itu lah, rezeki terpijak macam ini, siapa tahu kan.. Mesti saya boleh buat majlis kahwin yang gah, ala-ala fairy tales gitu..Oh,indahnya!!!

Hahaha, memang gila itu AdawiA kalau buat begitu! tak lah serajin itu AdawiA tu nak keluar dari bilik dan ambil telefon bimbit dan menaip semula no account kepada Bernard *wotwi mahupun bangun dan ke almari untuk ambil buku bank. Tidak Tidak Tidak! AdawiA tidak serajin itu! Kalau lah AdawiA itu serajin itu, sudah pasti AdawiA sudi untuk buat bangkit tubi! Jawapan yang betulnya mudah je,saya block dia!